Monday, February 8, 2010

Palin Uses Talking Points Written on Her Hand

What a ditz, she can't even remember her main discussion points without a "cheat sheet." From CNN.




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Wednesday, February 3, 2010

There's a Rep for That




Monday, January 18, 2010

Jon Stewart Takes on Three Boneheads

Jon Stewart took on Rush Limbaugh, Pat Robertson, and Rachel Maddow over Haiti.  See also: Pat Robertsons Twisted Take on the Haitian Earthquake.




Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Pat Robertson's Twisted Take on the Haitian Earthquake

Robertson says Haiti made a pact with the Devil and insinuates this was the cause for the earthquake that has devastated the island nation. What a crackpot.




UPDATE:

From the Minneapolis-St. Paul Star Tribune, January 14, 2010

Dear Pat Robertson,

I know that you know that all press is good press, so I appreciate the shout-out. And you make God look like a big mean bully who kicks people when they are down, so I'm all over that action.

But when you say that Haiti has made a pact with me, it is totally humiliating. I may be evil incarnate, but I'm no welcher. The way you put it, making a deal with me leaves folks desperate and impoverished.


Sure, in the afterlife, but when I strike bargains with people, they first get something here on earth -- glamour, beauty, talent, wealth, fame, glory, a golden fiddle. Those Haitians have nothing, and I mean nothing. And that was before the earthquake. Haven't you seen "Crossroads"? Or "Damn Yankees"?

If I had a thing going with Haiti, there'd be lots of banks, skyscrapers, SUVs, exclusive night clubs, Botox -- that kind of thing. An 80 percent poverty rate is so not my style. Nothing against it -- I'm just saying: Not how I roll.

You're doing great work, Pat, and I don't want to clip your wings -- just, come on, you're making me look bad. And not the good kind of bad. Keep blaming God. That's working. But leave me out of it, please. Or we may need to renegotiate your own contract.

Best, Satan

LILY COYLE, MINNEAPOLIS




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